Santa has a big face
A "slice of life" play called giant santa:
Little country girl: mama, why is giant santa so big?
country mom: santas come in all sizes. some are so small you can't see them without science.
l.c.g.: was giant santa the only thing at the lousy holiday bizarre?
c.m.:yes, pumpkin, giant santa was the only good thing there unless you like country crafts.
l.c.g: i'm a little country girl, i like country crafts!
c.m. : me too sweety. now lets sip cocoa and enjoy all 24 square feet of giant santa!
the internet prodigal son comes home, homes!
hey ya'll. christmas is great so far. i'm just getting over my nasty flu that i got the other day. i slept from 6:30 pm to 5:00 pm the next day! if you can beat that, say so in the comments and if you can have it verified i'll send you a cold natty ice, suckers. our tree is not complete yet we need to get a few more things
but it is standing on its own and sparkling. iff your tree is up and you can verify it ill sent you a natty ice for that too , suckers.
headphone news: my rolling stone magazine mix did not disappoint. my latest jams/finds are: television-marquee moon, billy bragg- new england, jay z-99 problems, shangri las-leader of the pack(yes that one), etta james- at last, daniel johnston- monkey in the zoo & walking the cow and any 60's girl groups and soul.
more headphone news: to check and see if your headphones rule just listen to bjork-one day, elvis costello- i want you, christina aguilera- i am beautiful ,dungen-panda or etta james- at last.
more later. and remember be courteous to others when listening to headphones so you don't bother anyone and be cautious of damaging your hearing. love ya'll . peace
fine
fine, i'll blog. i haven't been blogging because there are more fun things to do in the morning than blog. for example i enjoy looking at rolling stone magazine's 500 greatest rock songs or pitchfork's 200 greatest songs of the 60's and then downloading them on limewire so i can listen to them on the train with my christmas grado headphones. also check out boingboing.net and i like to look at http://www.animationarchive.org/ so i can get inspired to make cool things at work. more later
my poor finger
hey y'all. i hurt my finger. that's why i didn't put an exclamation point at the end of "hey y'all." i was cutting some foam core with a ruler and an exacto knife at work and i slipped and hit my index finger. "ouch!" i said. so i helped a customer find her soup( i know, what a trooper) and show my bosses. they thought it was gross and sent me to abington hospital. it was nice sitting and waiting in the ritsy suburban hospital and not in some downtown, scary gunshot/stabbing place. there was a really short wait. most of the patients were there for rough hands do to polishing silver or splinters from their scooners or sore wrists from shuffle board. anyway the nurses were ruthless with cleaning the wound. like, they were not shy about getting right in there and scubbing. i got a tetnis shot and im fine today. im recovering at home for a while. see ya later
im back
Guess what? i'm back you nimrods. where have i been? all over. who did i see? everybody. dr. dog is my new favorite band and the bass player lives below me. trader joe's sucks here and i'm making the most of it by making the worst of my behavior. i love everyones accent here. they sound really tuff. someone pooped on the floor at trader joe's and tracked it all over the produce section. one of my bosses went to the same elementary school, middle school and high school as emily. they don't know eachother but they know all the same people. my real boss thinks im a shitty trader joe's artist. maybe all draw him crying and sucking his thumb. my band has a gig sunday afternoon. more later.
chatsworth rebels
work was pretty fun. ralphy wanted to take me to mcdonalds so i went with him and ricky. ralphy has a 60's impala in what some call the," rat rod" style. that is, painted primer grey and looking pretty junky and in-progress but actually very well taken care of. on the was ricky was asking me why i never put him on a chalk board since i put everyone else and i explained that when ever we do a display with tampons or lotion i'll put his face on a board. the lady at mcdonalds drive thru didn't get the order just right and i was confused as to who had what and so forth so i was like," what is this? i had coke. is this water or sprite or what?!" i think i was a little too nasty cause ricky did an impression of me saying," fuggin micah, bro,' im an artist give me my coke!..awesome." oh yea, ralphy revved the engine at every stop, turn, yield, ect and rode everyone's tail all the way there and back. scary. back at trader joe's we ate our mcdonalds in the parking lot. ralphy left the doors open so we could blast the doors while we ate. it was very loud. then we talked about game shows and people we knew who had been on one.
